The Military Administration of Assault Rifle is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by president greg with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.087 billion anti-communists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 774 trillion National Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 250,790 National Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, a soldier's body is a temple, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Democratic military, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assault Rifle's national animal is the Schlange, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is اذهب إلى السجن.

Assault Rifle is ranked 260,466^th in the world and 5,875^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.